Post Date December, 02 2023
Women can spend an hour in the fragrant bath, listen to music, light incense, and read magazines to relieve fatigue; But a man wants to lock his wife outside the bathroom. He doesn't even have a decent excuse. At best, he can sit on the toilet and read the sports page of the newspaper.
Men express their friendship by sarcasm or tit for tat. And women are like sisterhood, supporting each other. When brokenhearted, the brothers can only advise one thing: brother, why hang from a tree. Then drag you to drink in the dark under the guise of relieving your worries, but often the first person to get drunk is him. You not only have to pay a small amount of wine fee, but also be responsible for transporting the huge object of more than 100 kg home. If he has a wife, maybe you will be included in the rejected account by her; The women will form a strong alliance and denounce the heartless man with one voice until the man becomes a street mouse.
When a woman is aggrieved, she can cry loudly and hide in a man's arms to seek protection. There is also a nice adjective called Pear Blossom with Rain; A man can only break his teeth after suffering a great setback. He will swallow his depression in his stomach. He must weigh it before he can get drunk to solve his worries. If he is not careful, he will become a "drunkard".
The whole six floors of the department store are selling women's accessories, including clothes, shoes, hats, scarves, necklaces, rings, headwear, etc., while men are only a few clothes with single color and the same style. Ties are also novel, and the brands are different at most. Women can create countless beauties on their delicate jade fingers, while men with slightly longer nails will be ridiculed as sissy.
When a woman sees a snake, she screams and fears, which is feminine. When she faints, she still feels pity for me. When she stands with a stick, she is brave; When a man meets a snake and runs away, he is as timid as a mouse. It is called recklessness to rush to it. The correct way to do this is to stop the snake and observe the enemy's situation. First, analyze the type of snake: toxic and non-toxic, whether it belongs to the national protection animal, and then consider whether to attack... Nine out of ten, he has not found the best attack angle, and the snake has already waited for the opportunity to move, so the woman pointed to one side: Look, another stupid man has been bitten by a snake!
Women can only earn "pocket money", dress up, shop and drink tea leisurely, while men have an unshirkable responsibility for the family, and can only work, work and work again. A more extreme example is that if a woman marries a man who has a house and a car, it is smart and lucky. If a man marries a rich woman, he will never get rid of the bad reputation of "eating soft food".
A woman is slim when she is thin, and plump when she is fat; Men are thin and fat; Women are frank and lovely when they say rude words, while men are uneducated; Women are coquettish when they are unreasonable, while men are childish when they are unreasonable; When a woman talks about a handsome man, he is called to appreciate. When a man looks at a beautiful woman for more than 10 seconds, he is defined as a "lecher"
