The wine table is a very challenging place for communication. You can't drink, it's best to learn to refuse alcohol; "You can't drink enough to make your new friends happy, so use your eloquent tongue to make everyone happy.".
In this way, you won't hurt your body and won't let the drinker spoil the party.
Here are some "anti alcohol words". Do you think they are suitable for use?
1、 As long as the relationship is good, how much can you drink
You can expand and say, "Ninety nine hundred ninety-nine roses can hardly make a love. Only when there is not enough affection can we use roses to make up for it. Therefore, as long as the affection is good, we can drink as much as we can. I don't want our affection to be mixed with so much 'water'. Although I have drunk a little, it is a bit of strong affection. Every bit is affection!"
2、 As long as the emotions reach a certain level, even if you don't drink, you will be intoxicated
Try saying something like this: "Drinking with someone you don't like is a pain; drinking with someone you like is a touch. When we come together, it means that we have reached a certain level of affection. As long as we reach a certain level of affection, we are intoxicated without drinking.".
3、 As long as there is emotion, everything you drink is wine
If you really can't get drunk, you might as well persuade the other party to replace it with a drink or tea. You ask him, "Do we have feelings?" He will answer, "You!" You take the opportunity to say, "As long as there are feelings, everything you drink is wine. What is feeling? Feeling is understanding, long live understanding!" Then you substitute tea for wine to express it.
4、 Feeling shallow, even if drinking a big bowl; Feeling deeply, even with a lick
On the wine table, a thousand words boil down to one word "drink". For example, "If you don't drink this glass of wine, you must think I look ugly." For example, "If you feel deeply, swallow it in one gulp; if you feel shallow, lick it." The persuader links the amount of alcohol consumed to the beauty and ugliness of a person and the depth of their emotions. "You can refute their connection: 'If the depth of our emotions is proportional to the amount of alcohol we drink, a glass of wine is not enough to reflect our deep emotions. We should jump into the vat, because we have been friends for many years, and our depth is as clear as the sea. In fact, our emotions are shallow, even if we drink a large bowl; our emotions are deep, even if we lick them.'"
5、 In order not to hurt feelings, I drink; In order not to hurt my body, I'll drink some
He advised you, "Drink! Emotional iron, drink blood! It's better to hurt the body than the feelings; it's better to drink a hole in the stomach than let the feelings crack!" This is an irrational expression, "You can answer this question by saying, 'We need to consume rationally and drink rationally.' Stay half awake, stay half drunk, and at least be accompanied by you in your dreams. 'I am a person who does not want to hurt both body and emotions. Without body, no one can express feelings; without emotion, it is like walking corpses walking on the flesh! In order not to hurt feelings, I drink; in order not to hurt the body, I drink a little.'"
6、 At this happy moment, let's do multiple choice questions!
We opened our minds a bit, and the way to refuse alcohol came. If he wants to borrow wine to express his feelings and intentions towards you, you can say so; "Happy moments can be used as multiple choice questions. To express feelings and intentions, you can choose either: A. Embrace, B. Hold hands, C. Drink alcohol. If I respect you, let you choose. If you respect me, you should let me choose. Now, I choose A. Embrace, okay?"
7、 Gentlemen use their mouths, not their hands
"He wants you to drink to him. You may not have the" second difficulty ". Please enter the urn.". You ask him, "Do you want to be a gentleman or a villain? Please answer this question first." If he says, "Would you like to be a gentleman," then you say, "A gentleman's friendship is as light as water," using tea instead of wine, or "A gentleman moves his mouth, does not move his hand, you move his mouth to drink," and invite him to drink; "If he says, 'I'm willing to be a villain,' then you say, 'I don't drink with villains,' and then sit down with a smile, and he has nothing to do.".
In short, there are still many ways to refuse alcohol and alcohol, and it is necessary to adapt to the situation, and "soldiers will come and block them." In wine culture, there are both words of persuasion and words of refusal. You do not have a capacity for alcohol, and with your wit and eloquence, you can also deal with twists and turns in the social arena, with ease and ease.
Complementary Classic:
·"One, two, two, two, two, two, two, four, two, two, two, four, two, two, four, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, four, two, two, two, four, two, two, four, two, four, two, four, two.
·As long as you have it in mind, tea can also be used as wine!
·Wine and meat pierce the intestines, and friends keep it in their hearts!
·Drink as little as you can when you meet a confidant. If you can't drink, run quickly.
·Standing on both legs, drinking doesn't count.
·Guests who drink must get drunk, otherwise the host will be ashamed!
·One can wander in the Jianghu without drinking!
·When we get together, we are all bosom friends. Let me drink two soothing drinks first.
·"When I see injustice, I roar. Who drinks if you don't drink?"?
·Wine strengthens the courage of heroes and refuses to obey their wives!
·Competition in the market economy requires a quick drink of good wine.
·A big river is wide in waves. Take this cup and let's go.
·To make the guests drink well, they must first drink at home!
·If anyone doesn't know, unless you drink.
·Sky blue, sea blue, cup by cup down.
Is sentiment iron or not? Iron! That's not afraid of stomach bleeding!
Is the feeling deep or not? Deep! Then don't be afraid to get a drop shot!
·The sky is cloudless and the ground is dry. That cup just now can't count.
·"If you don't drink alcohol, you won't feel good emotionally.".