N reasons why men volunteer to do housework

The most moving reason: My wife has a headache when she cooks and a soft hand when she wipes the table. It's too pathetic.

The most disgusting reason: others say that my mop action is more handsome than James Bond's POSE.

The most promising reason: for five thousand years, women have done housework every day. Now the times have changed, and it's time to change.

The most respectable reason: life lies in sports, joints lie in activities, and more housework is good for your health.

The most outrageous reason: I just like to do housework. What are you going to do with me?

The most entertaining reason: Since I have done housework, I have a good meal and good health. Men have to do housework.

The most naive reason: I have to keep on doing housework, and intend to declare the Guinness World Record for the longest time to do housework.

N reasons why men volunteer to do housework

The most legitimate reason: I am the backbone of the housekeeping company. What can I do without housework?

The most irrelevant reason: I heard that the guy who loves to do housework in the opposite community won the first prize in the lottery. I also want to do housework, and I also want to win the big prize.

The most trustworthy reason: I made a poison vow when I pursued my wife. After marriage, I took care of all the housework. Even if I am killed now, I will not break my promise.

The most poetic reason: do your own housework, let others say it!

The most romantic reason: I take pleasure in doing housework, and my wife takes pleasure in directing me to do housework. There is such a couple made in heaven. What a fate!

The most indignant reason: my wife said that I always wash clothes and cut my hands when cutting vegetables. I don't believe it. My handsome seven-foot man can't do the housework well!

The most compassionate reason is that I have to serve my wife and do housework at home.