Post Date December, 03 2023
1. When I was in junior high school, I was a fan of martial arts novels. During class, I was reading Jin Yong's "The Eight Heavenly Dragons" and was caught by the teacher. He confiscated it and shouted, "Hand over the other seven books to me.
2. The younger brother saw two dogs doing that and asked the older sister what they were doing. The older sister replied shyly, "They're fighting." The boy next to him laughed.
Sister angrily said, "Why are you laughing? You want to fight
3. The most painful day for men: December 1st; The most pleasant day for men: January 31.
4. I said to a beautiful girl, "I'll treat you to dinner today." She said, "No more, let's reschedule." I'm very excited!
I said to a brother, "I'll treat you to dinner today." He said, "No, let's reschedule." I'm very embarrassed
A beautiful girl said to me, "I'll treat you to dinner today." I said, "No more, let's reschedule." She said no!
A dinosaur said to me, "I'll treat you to dinner today." I pointed to the obscene man next to me and said, "Maybe someday
5. There were kissing scenes on TV, and the father asked his son to pour a glass of water. Not long after, there was another scene of kissing on TV. The father asked his son to pour another glass of water, and the son asked, "Dad, is it because you're thirsty when you see someone kissing?
