Post Date November, 17 2024
1. It's difficult for a man to have sex with a woman for the first time, and it will become easier in the future. It's easy for a woman to have sex with a man for the first time, and it will become increasingly difficult in the future.
2. After making money, a man wants to divorce his wife, while a man who cannot make money wants to divorce his wife.
3. Do you still love me? This sentence is the first time a woman kisses a man, the first time she is touched by a man, the first time she has sex with a man, and the first time a man earns money, how many times do they ask each other.
4. Do you still love me? This sentence is about how many times a man fails to kiss for the first time, touches the other person for the first time, goes to bed with the other person for the first time, and asks when his career is at a low point.
5. Before marriage, if the man borrows money, the woman should also eat well, and if the woman borrows money after marriage, the man should also eat well.
6. The man's infidelity is getting busier and busier at work, while the woman's infidelity is getting more and more salty;
7. When a woman doesn't like you when she speaks, it means she likes you. When a man doesn't like you when he speaks, it means he really doesn't like you;
8. Traditional men are pure before marriage and start promiscuity after marriage; Modern men engage in promiscuity before marriage, but after marriage, they are honest and honest;
9. Traditional women are honest and honest before giving birth, but they start to fantasize after giving birth. Modern women fantasize and become honest and honest after giving birth.
10. When there is no money at home, men like to keep accounts, while when there is money at home, women like to keep accounts,
11. Women have poorer relationships with men, better relationships with stepmothers, better relationships with husbands, and worse relationships with stepmothers.
12. When men can't make money, women are very anxious. When men make money, women regret it
13. The man entrusted her to his brother's care, and in the end, she became his brother's wife. The woman who was taken care of by the brother entrusted her boyfriend to the sisters, who became his boyfriend's wife, and the sisters couldn't.
14. When men masturbate, they don't think about their wives, but rather about their husbands.
15. Failed men like to compare their wives to others, while successful women like to compare their husbands to others.
16. The man was fined for illegal parking and argued with the police, while the woman who was persuading her to stop illegally was fined and argued with the men around her. The police were persuading her.
17. The biggest trouble for men is creditors, while the biggest trouble for women is lovers;
18. Men like to buy the most, but the least useful thing is laptops. Women like to buy the most, but the least useful thing is shoes.
19. Men are good at discovering the shortcomings of their wives, while women are good at discovering the strengths of their husbands.
20. Men cheat because of impulsiveness, women cheat because of boredom.
21. Men have a sense of accomplishment in their lovers, while women have a sense of guilt in their lovers.
22. Men taking the initiative to kiss women is an emergency, while women taking the initiative to kiss men are premeditated events.
23. Before the age of 40, women have the impulse to exchange husbands, and after the age of 40, men have the action of exchanging wives
24. Men like to buy books and pile them up on bookshelves, while women come to see these books.
25. A man and a woman argue and get angry in a car, a woman presses the brake while driving, and a man presses the accelerator while driving.
26. If a man has money, he first changes his phone, then changes his car, then changes his house, and finally changes his clothes. If a woman has money, the opposite is true.
27. Men learn English to prove themselves good, while women learn English to prove themselves incompetent.
The poorest men do not negotiate prices when buying vegetables, while the wealthiest women also negotiate prices when buying vegetables.
29. Successful men have the support of women behind them, and successful women have a lot of male support behind them.
The man that women dislike the most is Chen Shimei, and the woman that men like the most is Pan Jinlian.
31. When a man looks at a woman, she is the most beautiful when in love, the most ordinary after marriage, and the most unattractive when in divorce; When a woman looks at a man, she is the most honest when dating, the most boring after marriage, the most hypocritical before divorce, and then becomes honest again after divorce.
For men, the most beautiful women are those who cannot be found, while for women, the most handsome men are those who already exist.
33. Smart women are also very confused about their appearance, while foolish men are also very clear about their appearance.
34. Women are always afraid of men's colors, they hate men's colors when they go to bed, men always dislike women's commotion, and they are afraid of women's commotion when they go to bed.
35. The most embarrassing thing for men is when their wives get drunk and pester their friends, while for women, the most embarrassing thing is when their husband's friends get drunk and pester themselves.
36. When a woman says to a man that I know she's not really good-looking, he should never agree; When a man tells a woman that I have actually failed, the woman must definitely express opposition.
37. A man who does not want property during divorce is definitely not a good man; A woman who does not want property during divorce must be a good woman.
38. When men give women bras, it means that women who want to establish a romantic relationship will give men underwear, indicating that they already have a romantic relationship.
39. Women are foolish and kind, men are kind and foolish.
40. The female unit sends 1000 yuan, she tells the male unit to send 1000 yuan, and tells her friend to send 500 yuan; The male unit pays 1000 yuan, he tells the female unit to pay 500 yuan, and tells his friend to pay 1500 yuan.
41. The man who is the least afraid of his wife in the family dares not touch his mother-in-law, and the woman who is the most afraid of her husband in the family dares to touch her mother-in-law.
42. Women save private money for future use by their husbands, while men save private money for future use by other women.
43. When facing a group of women, men should not discuss appearance issues; When women face a group of men, do not discuss wealth issues.
44. Women love to hear men say that another woman is ugly. Men love to hear women say that another man has failed.
When women comfort women, they often say they are miserable, while when men comfort men, they often say that other men are miserable.
46. The silliest time for a man is when he wears a suit to work for the first time, and the silliest time for a woman is when she wears a halter dress on the street for the first time.
47. Beautiful women like to boast about other women's beautiful clothes, while wealthy men like to boast about other men's high incomes, ultimately leading the topic to themselves.
48. When returning to China, men should also add some English when speaking Chinese to Chinese people. When returning to China, women also have some Chinese when speaking English to foreigners.
49. Men pursue doctoral degrees because of low intelligence, while women pursue doctoral degrees because of low emotional intelligence.
50. It is a habit for men to lie, but it is necessary for women to lie.
