Post Date December, 02 2023
The happy life of a lazy couple. The husband is actually very handsome, but he is lazy and untidy. Go out without washing your face or combing your hair every day. As for me, I don't like washing dishes, especially when I hate to wash pots and pans. Anyway, just one word: lazy!
After a while, the man came back and said to his wife, "The thief saw me catching up and turned around and stabbed me in the face. Fortunately, however, I never washed my face, and my face was covered with dirt. He didn't pierce through with a knife, hahaha." The wife said, "It's okay. Look, fortunately, I never washed the pot, and all he stole was the dirt shell on top!"
The above story is a satire on laziness, but the inspiration I get from it is "Lazy people have the blessing of laziness.". My husband and I are just such a lazy couple. My husband is actually very handsome, but he is lazy and untidy. Go out without washing your face or combing your hair every day. As for me, I don't like washing dishes, especially when I hate to wash pots and pans. Anyway, just one word: lazy!
Let's talk about how we can be lazy.
1. Beard
One day, I stared at my husband's shaving and said to him, "Husband, I think you're very diligent." He happily asked why. I said, "Look, you shave more often than you wash your face, which I'm afraid other men rarely do." My husband thought, "It makes sense. I shave every three days and wash my face every five days, because my beard grows too fast!"
2. Love cleanliness
After reading a love novel, my husband was silent for a moment, and suddenly said, "I think I'm probably the cleanest person in the world." "You?" I was shocked, "Do you love cleanliness? Don't be kidding!"
Husband: "You see, when you love something, you don't necessarily have to get it. On the contrary, the less you get it, the more you love it in your heart."
3. Falls
As my family's mess has reached a considerable standard, I never dare to call my friends to play at home. But my husband warmly invited his friend to come. "I felt ashamed so I hid out and came back to ask him, 'How's it going? Did your friend get scared?'"?
"My husband disapprovingly said, 'No, he boasted that our family is very safe.'" Safe? '"Yes, he said that if he fell in our house, he would definitely not be injured, because he would only fall on clothes and waste paper.'"
4. Cleaning up
One day, I couldn't stand it anymore, so I made a great decision and fought with my husband all day to clean up the house. The results are gratifying. Not only did I tidy up the ground so that I could see the ground, but I also had an unimaginable harvest: a total of 573 yuan and 68 cents were collected on the ground!
I really don't know if I'm going to clean up. I'm scared when I clean up. "We happily took the fruits of our labor and ate instant-boiled mutton. When we checked out, the guys were all silly, because all the more than 70 yuan were notes with various denominations of one yuan and less.".
5. Buying a house
Living in a rented house is not a problem, so we discussed buying a house. Where to buy it. My husband's opinion is that the transportation must be convenient, close to the subway, and it must also be a loop subway.
"How about this? It's a 15 minute walk from the subway station." My husband said, "No, no, he said it might take half an hour to walk in 15 minutes."
"How about this? Ten minutes?" "No, no, it's too far. Ten minutes to go, ten minutes back, and twenty minutes a day are wasted. What a pity, it's better to spend this precious time sleeping."
After countless denials, we finally bought the house we live in: After going downstairs, we can slowly stroll for a minute to reach the subway entrance. The price is certainly not cheap. But my husband and I smiled contentedly at the thought of saving at least two hours of driving to sleep every day compared to people living in Tiantongyuan.
6. Nursing Home
Once, I accompanied someone to visit a nursing home. The nursing home is adjacent to green mountains and waters, with a garden in front of and behind the house. The room is a standard room, which is a bit larger than the hotel room. It has air conditioning, can take a bath, fitness equipment, dance halls, and everything else. 800 yuan per person per month, including food and accommodation.
"I went home and said to my husband, 'The nursing home costs 800 yuan per month, and 1500 yuan for two people. Someone cooks, folds, washes clothes, and doesn't need to do anything.'" My husband said, 'It's good. When I get old, I'll stay.' "
"I knocked on his head and said, 'Damn it, why don't you wait until you're old? Let's live now and vacate our house for rent. With a good location like ours, we can rent 3000 yuan, and we can pay 1500 yuan to a nursing home. We don't have to worry about anything. We still have 1500 yuan in pocket money, so we can retire now.'"
"My husband (holding me and excitedly saying): '... You're too smart! Okay, I won't be working tomorrow.'"
The next day... I really slept at home all day. This despairing
