Post Date November, 16 2024
1. Don't refuse, don't promise: Even environmentalists may think that only fools would refuse the idea of getting intimate with women. But please don't be fooled by her anymore, learn 007, he stays awake at all times? Just don't promise a diamond or a mink coat while having sex, don't be abandoned by environmental warriors because of women's material desires-
2. Destiny of condoms: Is your trash can filled with condoms? Remember, some condoms are easily biodegradable, while others are not. Try to increase their usage frequency as much as possible, perhaps you can wash it clean, air it, and reuse it.
3. Black light sex: For most couples, the ratio at night is much higher than during the day. But control your hands and don't turn on that light! Pay attention to saving electricity. The compensation method is to make the best use of natural conditions, such as the dark moon and high winds, and STOP; Moonlight and sparse stars, COMEON! In addition, having sex in the morning is also a way to make up for it. The body in the morning light is natural and beautiful.
4. Down with petroleum lubricants: Many of the lubricants sold on the market are by-products of petroleum refining. Concerned sources suggest using cream, jelly, etc. as alternatives, which can be environmentally friendly, increase fun, and satisfy appetite.
5. No oysters: There are many legendary aphrodisiacs, and oysters are a famous type. Raw oysters with lemon juice, grilled oysters with cheese, all of which are among men's choices
Weier Steel. But eating fewer oysters is actually protecting the ocean.
6. The legendary Mandarin Duck Bath: Even Martians know that Earth's water resources are limited. But in the scorching summer, going to bed after taking a shower has become a part of the pattern. You wash it too, she washes it too, every hair is washed black and shiny, and the waste of water resources has made environmentalists feel heartbroken. Therefore, they call on you to take a mandarin duck bath for the sake of the earth. If you can seize the opportunity to take a double bath in the rain, you will also receive a certificate from the Earth Neighborhood Committee
A small red flower as a model of love for water.
7. Roses should stay on the branches: a rose is a rose. Please don't use it to make a bed or a bathtub. Take a peaceful mandarin duck bath. If you don't respect the life of plants, you are no longer environmentally friendly. If you really want it, just plant a pot.
8. Towels instead of paper towels: Paper towels are the biggest victims after each use, they are used without principles. Imagine, the fate of some trees is to clean up the mess after sex for you. Please use a towel and place it by the bed to develop a new post event habit.
9. And 69 style: sexual fantasy is a real smoke-free industry, no contact with sexual organs, no waste of energy. If this alone cannot satisfy you, then Style 69 is the most environmentally friendly sexual position, without using condoms or towels afterwards.
10. The best product: Finally, I can speak up on the issue of cosmetics! It is a high protein object, and more and more people believe that it has cosmetic effects. Our body is undoubtedly the source of the most environmentally friendly cosmetics production base.
11. Fun lingerie, OUT: Generally speaking, two people in bed do not wear clothes. Replacing the loss of fabric with skin friction is certainly an environmentally friendly measure. But if you use lingerie, there is a discount on this point. So, let's meet naked.
12. A perfect match: The invention of the bed wasted an unknown amount of wood. And if you engage too much in sex, you may even break the bed, like the stars around you. In this way, more wood is wasted. So, banning sleeping beds and promoting outdoor activities are also part of the environmental trend. But the following precautions need to be taken: Do not spray chemical insecticides during field battles in gardens or parks; Advocate hanging upside down, standing upright, and do not press against wild flowers and plants.
13. Car enthusiast's nonsense: Some men like to have sex in cars and are fascinated by the shaking of cars when they arrive. Later on, they even drove out of the city just to have sex. Don't listen to their nonsense, cars are firmly despised by environmentalists. If you want to choose a car, then go back to bed.
14. Cold Weapon Age: Men's attitudes towards hair are capricious. They like women who have long black hair but have a deep-rooted shaving habit in their private parts. If you must do this, put down the electric razor in your hand. Cold weapons are always environmentally friendly, and Zhang Xiaoquan's scissors are much stronger than Philip's razors.
15. Inflatable dolls: Inflatable dolls from abroad, currently priced at $795 per unit. Of course, this refers to those of excellent quality, with a touch similar to that of real skin, and all indicators resembling a real one. The cost of customizing the doll is about three thousand dollars. The key is not the price, but rather that it is not environmentally friendly. Think about it, where can a PVC doll be environmentally friendly?
16. Cold Spring SPA: It is said that having sex in a waterfall can achieve extraordinary detachment. By analogy, you can also have a cold spring SPA at home. Simply put, two people can take a shower in cold water together. It's both environmentally friendly and cool.
17. Noise pollution: It is your ability to shout loudly, but if you make her shout too loudly, it becomes a noise pollution. Environmentalists do not advocate for too loud a voice. Moderate, sweet, and non noise are also environmentally friendly.
18. Double room single bed: one pillow, one quilt, and a narrow single bed. Since couples will never feel that the bed is too small, why not give it a try. This move is suitable for winter and can save a lot of energy for the Earth.
19. Super Telescope: The ultimate goal of environmental protection is to reduce personal occupation of environmental resources, and reducing energy consumption is the source of environmental action. Every time you have sex, it's a super calorie burn. So, let's just leave the world with a couple who have sex, and the remaining 4.9999.9 billion people can hold a super telescope and peep into sex, forming the Long Dragon Telescope team on Earth.
20. Make love, not war: The iron law of environmental protection: Any non environmentally friendly sex is better than the harm that the most environmentally friendly wars bring to the earth.
