Post Date December, 02 2023
At the age of thirty, people begin to think about their past lives. The editor compared myself to when I was 20 years old and found that I had fallen and my lifestyle was not right. But now I'm getting used to this kind of life again. Is it true that people start to fall after the age of 20? I don't know if everyone is like the editor.
20 years old vs 30 years old
1. At the age of twenty, I wrote a love poem to my girlfriend and wrote a note saying, "Are you free tonight?" At the age of thirty, I called my wife and said, "I'm very busy tonight
2. At the age of twenty, if I met my current self, I would definitely be very disgusted - my mother had educated him for so many years, it was simply a waste. And now, when I see myself 20 years ago, I definitely feel that there is a problem with our education.
3. At the age of twenty, all books that can be bought or not are not bought. At the age of thirty, all books that can be bought or not are bought, bundled and moved home. Then these papers were piled up on the ground, like guests waiting to be seen, looking forward to the distinguished reader.
4. At the age of twenty, I feel like a genius, and even geniuses don't have to live too long. The shorter the life, the better. At the age of thirty, I didn't even plan to hang myself. Although at this age, Shelley had already drowned. Keats, a tuberculosis patient, has been dead for four years.
5. At the age of twenty, I feel that by the age of thirty, I must have made tremendous contributions to humanity. At the age of thirty, I began to pay attention to the chronology of celebrities while reading, and I like to subtract the year of birth from the year when celebrities became famous. If the number is less than 30, it is very disappointing; If it exceeds 30, you are very happy; When encountering an example of something happening at the age of forty or fifty, one feels that there is still a long way to go.
6. At the age of twenty, when I went to an art exhibition and walked up to a naked woman, I warned myself: 'This is art, I am aesthetic. Kant said,' Aesthetics does not have utilitarian purposes. 'In short, I was afraid that my mind would think of things that shouldn't be, and I was even more afraid that my body would play hooligans on the spot.'. At the age of thirty, I turned pictures of sexy girls into screensavers on my office computer and told dirty jokes at every dining table.
7. At the age of twenty, we referred to all our classmates as' bird people ', except for female classmates. Those surnamed Wu are called "Wu Bird", while those surnamed Long are called "Dragon Bird" - this bird has the same pronunciation as "bird" in Lu Zhishen's "fading out of his mouth", and is not a good word. At the age of thirty, we called a 50 year old woman "Miss" and Zhang Agen "Tom".
8. At the age of twenty, I felt like a dirty denim suit was just too handsome. At the age of thirty, I started ironing my shirts every day and knew soberly: firstly, I can no longer look handsome. Secondly, I have never been handsome before.
9. At the age of twenty, everyone can gather ten yuan to go to a small restaurant for a drink, and they are not afraid of getting drunk and causing trouble - because there is nothing wrong with it. At the age of 30, I stopped drinking Baijiu, beer and death. It was really not proper for a 30 year old man to be drunk, dizzy and tell many truth.
(Intern Editor: Zhao Minqing)
