Post Date December, 03 2023
"Eh? Husband, why does your YJ look like this?"
"Is it like this? That means you've seen someone else's, right?"
... This is a little joke I saw on a micro blog. The story ends with the heroine thinking that all the men in the world are like the Dongdong in a photo of Chen Guanxi. Although this is only a joke, we also understand the author's painstaking efforts to popularize knowledge in the joke.
Indeed, the vast majority of Chinese women, as well as too many people, believe that men's YJs are all the same, just different in length and thickness. Little wonder, how can there be identical "test papers" between the world, and the same goes for men's YJs, which cannot and must not be identical.
Therefore, under the command of the Creator, men's YJ began to be divided into the following six types:
"T" font
The reason for starting with the "T" shape is that this type of man is the most popular among women, with an unparalleled size of YJ. In exchange, the back and forth scrapes at YJ often make women forget themselves
"I" font
Compared to the "T" shaped YJ, a man with this shape can only bow to the wind. The YJ, which is as thick and thin from beginning to end, is not very popular with women, but such a rare object has also won the curiosity of many women.
Bat type
Describing a man's YJ as a bat has actually confirmed to some extent the coarseness of the penis. However, this type of YJ, which can bring pleasure to women and is thick in the middle with two small ends, often gets awkwardly stuck in a woman's YD.
Rolling pin type
This type of YJ has a combination with a bat type, both thick in the middle and small in both ends. However, it should be noted that the rolling pin is much thinner than the bat. A small, headless YJ often doesn't satisfy a woman.
Scorpion tail type
This is the best of men's YJ best, and it is said that almost all women like this type. This kind of YJ, which looks like a scorpion's tail rising upward, has long been highly regarded as a matter of course
As the name suggests, an arrow shaped YJ is a "△" shape with a thick tail and a narrow front end. This shape is already comparable to the "T" shape, and even your roommate should consider using any techniques!
